Today at 15:20:39 - By 2010-07-30T13:20:39Z CINCINNATI (AP) -- Cincinnati police say a speeding driver tried to flee arrest while obeying red lights....

Today at 00:20:53 - By 2010-07-29T22:20:53Z ROCK HILL, S.C. (AP) -- A South Carolina woman found out fast food won't make your car go fast. The Herald of Rock Hill reported Thursday a 30-year-old woman made a co ...

29/07/2010 at 22:26:50 - By 2010-07-29T20:26:50Z HILTON HEAD ISLAND, S.C. (AP) -- As gators go, the one found in a South Carolina lagoon was downright gargantuan. The Island Packet of Hilton Head reported that an 11- ...

29/07/2010 at 21:18:12 - By 2010-07-29T19:18:12Z CRESTVIEW, Fla. (AP) -- An Okaloosa Sheriff's deputy is on leave after shooting himself in the leg during a training exercise at a firing range. Miguel Rojas accidenta ...

29/07/2010 at 21:16:04 - By 2010-07-29T19:16:04Z BELLINGHAM, Wash. (AP) -- Police in Bellingham, Wash., say an acupuncture patient called 911 for assistance after she says clinic workers apparently forgot about her a ...

29/07/2010 at 18:08:35 - A set of gold-plated false teeth, once worn by Winston Churchill, has been sold at auction for £15,200 pounds, three times the guide price.

29/07/2010 at 05:17:42 - ...such as the shepherd with the intimidating flock

28/07/2010 at 23:38:10 - A pet tiger that escaped in South Africa is found after a two-day search with helicopters, a tracker and sniffer dogs.

28/07/2010 at 10:25:38 - Dogs "automatically imitate" the body movements of their owners, according to a study.

27/07/2010 at 14:19:25 - The Hoosiers are aiming for 'the longest pop song ever to be released in the UK' with a 43 minute single

26/07/2010 at 14:48:47 - The famous Grimethorpe Colliery Band is to field a well-known female horn player in competition.

26/07/2010 at 05:41:51 - An animal rights protester clad in lettuce leaves to promote vegetarianism is detained by police in the Jordanian capital Amman.

Today at 17:21:01 - A family hid the mummified body of a relative in his bedroom for 30 years to keep his title of Tokyo's oldest man.

Today at 15:21:02 - A tomcat called Timothy has stunned animal carers by turning up more than 800 miles from his home - a year after he went missing.

Today at 11:21:01 - A woman apparently had to pull acupuncture needles out her back and call the emergency services after staff forgot about her and closed the clinic with her still inside.

29/07/2010 at 18:21:02 - The new owners of Harrods got a taste of London life when they returned to their luxury cars to find they had been clamped.

29/07/2010 at 09:21:02 - In the city that never sleeps there is one increasingly busy nocturnal resident who New York wants to evict.

28/07/2010 at 18:21:01 - A 56-year-old woman has become the slowest person to swim the English Channel after being pushed more than 40 miles off course by the tides.

Today at 19:21:02 - Burglar Seeks $500,000 for Disabilities and Distress Suffered During Crime

Today at 16:21:05 - Cincinnati Police Say Speeding Driver Fled But Kept Stopping At Red Lights During Chase

Today at 15:21:02 - Lawman's Grandchildren Outraged; "Would You Issue A Pardon For Someone Who Made His Living As A Thief"

Today at 11:21:02 - Week-Old Mixed Species Foal Reportedly Named Pippy Longstockings Turning Heads At Georgia Wildlife Preserve

Today at 03:21:02 - Wildlife officials say a mother grizzly bear and her two cubs attacked campers in Yosemite National Park, leaving one man dead and two injured. Priya David-Clemens reports from Cody, Wyo.

Today at 01:21:03 - Not-so-fast Food: SC Woman Calls Cops When Mechanic Links Car Trouble To Gas Tank Cheeseburger

Today at 19:00:56 - Funny Graphs - Boys Are So Predictable

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Today at 17:00:10 - Funny Graphs - I Don't Believe You

Today at 13:00:57 - Funny Graphs - Answering The Age Old Question

29/07/2010 at 21:27:59 - Funny Graphs - Claim This Bed In The Name Of Estrogen

29/07/2010 at 21:00:01 - Funny Graphs - Sometimes Kids Use Construction Paper, Right?

29/07/2010 at 20:41:18 - Funny Graphs - Wait, Is That A Real Place?

29/07/2010 at 19:00:14 - Funny Graphs - Wait, There Are Shows The DON'T Use This Format?

29/07/2010 at 17:00:14 - Funny Graphs - Don't Forget The Rupees!v

29/07/2010 at 15:00:37 - Funny Graphs - Suddenly Slave Leia...Hundreds Of Her

Today at 18:48:26 - A round-up of our favourite photographs of the week.

Today at 17:44:22 - A naked couple who clambered to the top of a building triggered a full-scale rescue by the emergency services after the woman plunged through the roof.

Today at 16:52:17 - Anime fans at the Hong Kong Comics Festival and ChinaJoy in Shanghai.

Today at 16:46:55 - The High Court imposed a permanent ban today on an entrepreneur's use of a historic London house for activities including a ''porn disco'', a sex party and pole dancing lessons.

Today at 15:47:46 - Two cluster balloonists fly to 17,500ft and break world records.

Today at 15:43:35 - A mash-up of the trailers of Toy Story 3 and Inception has already received more than 700,000 hits on YouTube.

Today at 18:42:00 - Reuters - LA PAZ (Reuters) - The Aymara priest who blessed Bolivian President Evo Morales at an inauguration ceremony four years ago has been arrested in possession of 530 pounds (240 kg) of cocaine, ...

Today at 01:40:00 - The Canadian Press - TERRELL, Texas - A Texas man has been reunited with his long-lost gun more than two decades after it was stolen.

29/07/2010 at 20:07:00 - AFP - WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it ...

29/07/2010 at 19:02:00 - AFP - NEW DELHI (AFP) - The real jewel in Britain's actual crown will not be returning to India, Prime Minister David Cameron said Thursday, as he ruled out any repatriation of the famed Kohinoor dia ...

29/07/2010 at 18:01:00 - AFP - SYDNEY (AFP) - Australia's flamboyant Sex Party on Thursday said it had rebuffed an approach from arch-conservative Family First to forge an unlikely electoral alliance.

Today at 18:40:00 - A Florida inmate is suing the man he's convicted of burglarizing, claiming the man and two others roughed him up during a citizen's arrest.

29/07/2010 at 16:35:00 - Judge Ruben Franco said that the summons appeared to be an attempt by one police officer to show his displeasure with the style.

29/07/2010 at 05:43:00 - Judith Goode Fesler thought she would never see her class ring again, decades after she lost it at the San Jacinto Battleground. That was until archeologists went digging around the area earlier this ...

28/07/2010 at 16:58:00 - Clubs are popping up at universities, colleges and local neighborhoods.

28/07/2010 at 13:17:00 - Also Tuesday, prosecutors in the central state of Puebla reported that three federal police agents were shot to death on a highway in a confrontation with gunmen. The assailants escaped.

Today at 18:09:11 - Built for the "presentation," in which prisoners' cuts filled cups with blood, an ancient chamber has emerged in Peru with burials intact. Peru - South America - Human sacri ...

Today at 16:05:12 - Fire, crude, and an inky cleanup mark the great China oil spill of 2010-a drop in the barrel compared to the Gulf of Mexico spill. Oil spill - Gulf of Mexico - Environment - ...

Today at 00:24:07 - China's massive Three Gorges Dam is being pushed to its limits by heavy monsoon rains that have sent water gushing through spill gates. Three Gorges Dam - Flood - Dam - Wate ...

29/07/2010 at 23:39:07 - Filmed away from humans for the first time, jumbo squid light up during an expedition that also found them to have superstrong bites. Squid - Proxying and Filtering - Cookin ...

29/07/2010 at 20:24:58 - Radar of a rocky desert, a Martian bull's eye, and "cool" mirrors feature among the week's best space pictures. Mars - Space - Technology - Solar System - Astronomy

Today at 17:45:15 - Florida's annual two-day lobster mini-season put thousands of spiny lobsters in the cooking pot but caused the death of a 60-year-old hunter who apparently suffered a heart attack after coming up fro ...

Today at 17:35:45 - Factories may not rank high on the list of sexy places to get it on, but the people who work there are more likely to have had a sexual encounter at work than those in other professions, according to ...

29/07/2010 at 21:14:12 - A New York judge has thrown out a summons issued to a man for wearing saggy pants, saying the U.S. Constitution protected people's right to dress as they please, even if they looked ridiculous doing ...

29/07/2010 at 18:33:22 - In the city that never sleeps there is one increasingly busy nocturnal resident who New York wants to evict — the bedbug.

28/07/2010 at 14:44:56 - Throwing money out the window during a high-speed chase, an alleged bank thief discovered, won't send cops off your trail.

Today at 15:21:30 - A family hid the mummified body of a relative in his bedroom for 30 years to keep his title of Tokyo's oldest man.

Today at 14:27:49 - A tomcat called Timothy has stunned animal carers by turning up more than 800 miles from his home - a year after he went missing.

Today at 10:59:29 - A woman apparently had to pull acupuncture needles out her back and call the emergency services after staff forgot about her and closed the clinic with her still inside.

29/07/2010 at 19:32:00 - WASHINGTON (AFP) - Barack Obama fought hard to keep his BlackBerry when he became president, but with only 10 people authorized to email the super-encrypted device, he admitted Thursday that it is "no ...

29/07/2010 at 19:02:00 - NEW DELHI (AFP) - The real jewel in Britain's actual crown will not be returning to India, Prime Minister David Cameron said Thursday, as he ruled out any repatriation of the famed Kohinoor diamond.

Today at 15:15:40 - Japanese officials have made a six million dollar bid for the 22nd edition of the World Cup (2022) that proposes the actual tournament be broadcast all across the world via real-time holographic techn ...

Today at 13:08:28 - Japan is a nation just as obsessed with subcultures as any other, bursting with creative inquiry and the need for personal and artistic expression. Hence, the Big Scooter phenomenon, transforming the ...

29/07/2010 at 16:00:20 - ApriPoko may weigh a mere five pounds, but this voice-operated, talking robot functions as a universal remote for multiple home appliances and devices. Its creators, the researchers at Toshiba, exempl ...

28/07/2010 at 16:00:40 - In a terrible miscarriage of justice, plainclothes police severely beat the wife of an important provincial official in a horrendous case of mistaken identity. This case has become one of the hottest ...

28/07/2010 at 15:41:01 - Today we venture into the dark and bizarre world of Japanese artist Daikichi Amano, a self-declared "perverted master of fish and girls" known for his twisted photography. Daiichi is a fanatic of c ...

Today at 13:23:54 - Cow-related violence in the news, animal psychic seeks reincarnated pets, plus "oldest man" may have been dead for 30 years

29/07/2010 at 14:01:10 - Horoscope beats economists in inflation forecasts, bear steals teddy, plus famous panda killed by poison gas

28/07/2010 at 15:44:05 - Santa Claus to sue Catholic Church, Britain faces tarantula invasion, plus Armageddon date fixed

27/07/2010 at 12:02:32 - Australian cave tours in Klingon language, a lake vanishes following flood, plus "I'm a being from another world" fails to impress police

26/07/2010 at 17:21:11 - Kings of Leon forced off stage by pigeon dropping bombardment, bear steals car then gets stuck inside, plus teenager survives 16-floor fall

Today at 12:22:12 - Go ahead and add mushrooms to salads and other dishes. Not only are they low in calories and loaded with vitamins and minerals, but researchers say that eating mushrooms can help boost your immune sys ...

Today at 12:04:09 - Rascal Flatts and Disney Music Group have finalized arranged for the release of the multi-award winning country group's album "Nothing Like This" on their new home Big Machine Records. Final touches a ...

Today at 11:03:04 - One of the three people President Barack Obama brought out with him before signing a bill to extend unemployment benefits last week was convicted of prescription drug fraud in 2009. - (AHN)

Today at 10:58:57 - A forecast by the U.S.-based Population Reference Bureau said Britain’s population will go up to 77 million by 2050. The 24 percent rise in headcount would make the United Kingdom the largest country ...

Today at 10:52:12 - Homes along a portion of the Kalamazoo river affected by an oil spill have been evacuated on the urging of officials. The Environmental Protection Agency says 1 million gallons of oil spilled into the ...

Today at 05:58:00 - A friendly tom cat named Timothy has stunned his Brisbane family by turning up more than 1300 kilometres from home, a year after going missing.

Today at 03:01:09 - A vicar was found guilty of conducting hundreds of sham marriages between African nationals and cash-strapped eastern Europeans to allow illegal immigrants to gain residency in Britain.

Today at 02:15:00 - A partial set of British wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill's gold-mounted dentures has fetched GBP15,200 (NZ$32,830) at auction, over three times the estimate.

Today at 02:01:00 - Wearing saggy pants is not a crime, just foolish.

Today at 01:36:18 - A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume.

Today at 01:14:00 - Police are trying to track down the mystery owner of a Roman glass bangle believed to be more than 2000 years old.

Today at 02:21:02 - Straight lines may do the trick on level ground, but zigzags work best on a slope.

Today at 02:21:02 - Not everything about these magical stories are limited to the imagination.

Today at 02:21:02 - Scientists have caught rat whisker signals on video.

28/07/2010 at 02:21:02 - Stanton Friedman is convinced that aliens are visiting us.

28/07/2010 at 02:21:02 - Conventional wisdom has held that when a bubble pops, it vanishes. Now scientists have found that a popped bubble actually creates a ring of smaller daughter bubbles in its wake.

25/07/2010 at 02:21:02 - Some modern religious leaders believe that Acts of God (a legal, not theological, term) are divine retribution for mankind's wickedness and immorality.

25/07/2010 at 02:21:02 - Exotic particles called geuneutrinos could reveal secrets behind earthquakes and volcanoes.

Today at 01:43:14 - OFFICIALS caught a man trying to smuggle £10,000 ($17,330) out of Northern Ireland in his underwear.

29/07/2010 at 02:21:48 - SCIENTISTS have taught pigs to indicate their optimism and pessimism about life depending on their environment.

28/07/2010 at 01:43:44 - A YOUTUBE clip has gone viral after a political candidate brazenly steals an election rival's campaign signs in the dead of the night.

27/07/2010 at 03:00:33 - AN 80-year-old man found hidden treasure in a painting he bought at a post office auction: almost two kilograms of marijuana.

24/07/2010 at 05:37:41 - INDIAN court criticises country's census for grouping housewives with prostitutes and prisoners.

23/07/2010 at 01:43:25 - A FASCINATION with the bums of celebrities like Kim Kardashian is fueling a booming market for undies that amplify the derriere.

29/07/2010 at 23:00:00 - The dentures of Britain's war-time prime minister, Winston Churchill, have gone under the hammer.

29/07/2010 at 04:49:00 - A man has been rescued after spending the night trapped in the ventilation system at Melbourne's Crown Casino.

28/07/2010 at 22:23:00 - Rangers have captured an escaped tiger at a South African farm after a two-day helicopter search that had dominated news broadcasts.

28/07/2010 at 01:16:00 - An unemployed British truck driver is to spend five years in prison for trying to sell London's Ritz Hotel for nearly $390 million.

27/07/2010 at 11:44:00 - A black bear in the United States has managed to open a car door, climb in and knock the gear stick into neutral, sending itself and the car rolling down a slope into trees.

25/07/2010 at 22:16:00 - A catamaran made completely out of plastic bottles and captained by an heir to a banking dynasty will sail into Sydney Harbour today.

29/07/2010 at 17:08:41 - LONDON (Reuters) - A vicar was found guilty on Thursday of conducting hundreds of sham marriages between African nationals and cash-strapped eastern Europeans to allow illegal immigrants to gain resid ...

29/07/2010 at 17:04:57 - LONDON (Reuters) - A partial set of British wartime Prime Minister Winston Churchill's gold-mounted dentures has fetched 15,200 pounds ($23,770) at auction, over three times the estimate.

29/07/2010 at 16:59:00 - AMSTERDAM (Reuters) - A Dutch brewer with a penchant for competition has laid claim to creating the world's strongest brew: a beer that is some 60 percent alcohol by volume.

28/07/2010 at 21:01:21 - JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - Rangers captured an escaped tiger at a South African farm on Wednesday after a two-day helicopter search that had dominated news broadcasts.

28/07/2010 at 18:55:42 - GAZA (Reuters) - The Islamist rulers of the Gaza Strip have ordered lingerie shops to display more modesty.

30/06/2010 at 10:57:40 - Wednesday, June 30, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: I remember parking when I was a teenager. There was a Lutheran church in my neighborhood that had a very poorly lit parking lot. More than a few of ...

26/06/2010 at 10:53:59 - Saturday, June 26, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Medical marijuana has been in the news a lot recently. There is a big controversy over how available it should be and who should be allowed to dispen ...

23/06/2010 at 10:53:46 - Wednesday, June 23, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: It may seem like I have been picking on cops recently, but seriously, these are the stories that have been in the news! Like this one about a Chatta ...

19/06/2010 at 10:51:02 - Saturday, June 19, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Anybody want to get married? Two Montanans repeatedly take marriage vows without the benefit of divorce, but they aren't polygamists; they are proxie ...

16/06/2010 at 10:52:46 - Wednesday, June 16, 2010 Greetings fellow Bizarros: Boobs. Is there anything they can't do? In this case an American woman was rescued from disaster on a mountain in Germany after she used her size DD ...

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15/06/2010 at 13:49:33 - DHAKA (Reuters) - Authorities in soccer crazy Bangladesh on Monday asked all manufacturing factories in and around the capital Dhaka to suspend operations each evening until the end of the World Cup i ...

14/06/2010 at 16:47:41 - Men take a fraction of a second to decide if they are attracted to a woman or not - but they should not be called shallow because they are genetically programmed to do so, scientists say. Men weigh up ...

25/05/2010 at 19:37:56 - Outrun the cops, evade the El Camino, attempt daring underwater rescues and use the Doom Glider to foil 2D's escape attempts from Plastic Beach Escape to Plastic Beach tells the story of Gorillaz jour ...

25/11/2009 at 03:40:47 - A historic trove of Texas photos was found dumped beneath a Fort Worth bridge, local TV station WFAA reported Sunday. The discarded shots include those of a young George H.W. Bush; Gwendolyn Brooks, a ...

15/11/2009 at 02:19:43 - Start with one delightfully warped science project contest for grown-ups. Add a touch of county fair and a whole lot of tailgating. What do you get? Flying pumpkins. See how they do it at the 24th ann ...

14/11/2009 at 01:16:24 - British media were purring with satisfaction Friday over a kitty kerfuffle in Canada.

11/11/2009 at 00:54:38 - The world's most expensive bottle of beer goes on the auction block Saturday -- just don't expect to drink it. In fact, according to Andrew Aldridge of the British auction house Henry Aldridge and Son ...

04/11/2009 at 23:10:43 - When filmmaker Franny Armstrong found herself surrounded by a group of teenage girls, one of them armed with an iron bar, she knew she needed help. And she got it, from a very unexpected source.

29/07/2010 at 01:00:00 - Injuries caused by flip-flops are costing the NHS an astonishing £40million every year.

28/07/2010 at 01:00:00 - Here's another tasty Daily Mirror exclusive you can get your teeth into – our very own sandwich.

27/07/2010 at 09:16:00 - A man robbed a bank wearing a woman's blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown trousers, US authorities said.

26/07/2010 at 10:33:00 - Rockers the Kings of Leon abandoned a gig after they were hit by pigeon droppings.

25/07/2010 at 01:00:00 - An order of Benedictine nuns cut off from the outside world has signed a record deal with the company behind Lady Gaga.

25/07/2010 at 01:00:00 - Two entrepreneurs from Seattle who hate the taste of envelope gum have invented one whose sticky strip tastes like bacon.